sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

Band Songs

  • French Horn: FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
  • Flutes: She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
  • Trumpets: My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
  • Clarinets: Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
  • Saxophones: Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
  • Percussion: I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
  • Oboe: The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
  • Basoon: I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
  • Tuba: *Rick Ross grunt in the background*
pjooninstagram:

From left to right: Clarisse La Rue, Silena Beauregard, Thalia Grace, Drew Tanaka, Piper Mclean, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, Annabeth Chase, Hazel Levesque, Rachel Dare, Bianca di Angelo, Zoe Nightshade.

pjooninstagram:

From left to right: Clarisse La Rue, Silena Beauregard, Thalia Grace, Drew Tanaka, Piper Mclean, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, Annabeth Chase, Hazel Levesque, Rachel Dare, Bianca di Angelo, Zoe Nightshade.