who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
- French Horn: FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
- Flutes: She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
- Trumpets: My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
- Clarinets: Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
- Saxophones: Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
- Percussion: I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
- Oboe: The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
- Basoon: I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
- Tuba: *Rick Ross grunt in the background*
From left to right: Clarisse La Rue, Silena Beauregard, Thalia Grace, Drew Tanaka, Piper Mclean, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, Annabeth Chase, Hazel Levesque, Rachel Dare, Bianca di Angelo, Zoe Nightshade.